We’re thisclose to the end of the eighth season, so let’s wrap it up. Good news: No Mulder voiceover this time. More good news: Terminator-knockoff Billy Miles is brought to the coroner’s office in a tray. That means he’s definitely dead, right? Dr. Langenhahn leaves his assistant to do the paperwork so he can go back to sleep. Too bad neither sees the suspicious metallic object, the one causing those wicked neck implants, rebuilding itself.
Agents Dana Scully and Monica Reyes have been driving for hours and are on the road somewhere in Georgia. The menfolk – Assistant Director Walter Skinner, Agent John Doggett and former agent Fox Mulder are trying to get answers from former agent Alex Krycek, who reminds them Billy Miles is not their only super-soldier threat. As if on cue, secret super-soldier Agent Gene Crane joins the group with other secret super-soldier Knowle Rohrer.
Scully and Reyes arrive at Democrat Hot Springs, the most desolate place on the country’s East Coast. (This isn’t a political statement; I swear that’s the name of the town.) Even if it’s part of Doggett’s past, I don’t think an abandoned place without hot water and medical supplies is good for Dana right now. How far away is the nearest 7-11? Does their cell phone reception work out there, because you know there will be some type of emergency? And didn’t they pass literally hundreds of stores on the way down from Virginia to get what they needed? Somehow, Monica has managed to keep cigarettes handy.
Rohrer gives some exposition to Doggett. The super-soldier plan originated during the Cold War. The Nu-Billy Miles version that has been causing so much trouble is the prototype. Scully’s “alien” abduction from Season 2 is also a factor because she was supposed to give birth to the first organic super-soldier (a super-duper super-soldier?) Meanwhile, Mulder’s impatience while waiting for an elevator saves his life because he misses Nu-Nu-Billy by thismuch. Krycek reveals his true colors when he leaves Skinner behind to save himself. Nu-Nu-Billy cuts through the elevator with his Terminator hand and knocks Walter unconscious. Skinner gets hospitalized with a concussion while John reveals Knowle’s identity to Fox. Mulder is beyond hypocritical, based on his inside info histories with Deep Throat, Mr. X, Marita Covarrubias … did I miss anyone?
Team Mulett have a frank discussion about the future while waiting for Rohrer in the FBI building’s parking garage. Fox is clearly not comfortable as the “Scully” in this situation, but John makes for a pretty blunt “Mulder.” He’s not blindly following Knowle’s intel and knows his source could be lying to them. But Doggett is right. How long can they protect Scully and the baby from the Future Super Soldiers of America? Meanwhile, Krycek and Rohrer have arrived … together.
Monica feels “off," maybe it’s because they don’t really know if they can trust the game warden. Maybe it’s because there may be complications during the birth. Or maybe it’s because of the “Christmas Star” Reyes keeps seeing in the nighttime sky. I think it’s because Nu-Nu-Billy has found them. Luckily, the game warden slows him down. Monica thinks he’s dead, at least until she sees his wicked neck implants. The game warden wants to go by the book and report the justified shooting, but Dana’s contractions put a pin in everything else.
Fox stays on Alex, while John follows Knowle to a meeting with Gene Crane. Doggett tries to call Mulder from Walter’s office to warn him. Luckily, Skinner is there (way to get back in the action, Walter!) so the good guys get caught up on the three-way phone call. Realizing the bad guys already know where Scully and Reyes are, John gives Fox the Georgia location name. Too bad Mulder forgot he was supposed to be watching Krycek, who gets the upper hand over Fox and destroys his phone. Mulcek (Kryder?) finally have their verbal showdown, but Skinner saves the day -- and Mulder’s butt -- by shooting Alex dead. I don’t think he’s coming back from that head shot, Sestra Pro.
I almost forgot Doggett was still dealing with Rohrer and Crane. Way too much action occurred in the meantime. John treats them like normal, human suspects and gives verbal commands. Before long, Doggett is running for his life. He catches up to Skinner and they try to escape in Walter’s car. Crane steps in the way, so Skinner runs him down but Gene manages to hang on for a little while. Then he gets run over by Rohrer, who loses control, crashes and explodes. (I guess super-soldiers aren’t super drivers.) I want to be in the room when Deputy Director Alvin Kersh first watches the footage of everything that happened in his FBI office building that night.
During Dana’s labor, Monica notices some wicked neck implants on our helpful game warden. She’s able to burn the traitor and get her away from Scully. Too bad Nu-Nu-Billy is back in action and the game warden’s group has arrived. And while Dana screams in pain, she still refuses to call Agent Reyes “Monica.” Scully now has an audience while she’s in active labor. (This is what happens when you’re in a town that doesn’t have cable.) Dana gives birth while everyone silently watches. Fox arrives in a helicopter and they scatter. Turns out, they just wanted to watch the “miracle.”
Sometime later, Agents Doggett and Reyes are in Deputy Director Kersh’s office. I really wish we could have seen another side to Alvin, but the writers never give him more than one note to play. Team Johnica (that’s my choice and I’m sticking with it) are able to leave with their dignity and careers intact, thanks to Kersh’s late-night meeting with super-soldiers Crane and Rohrer, both of whom are now listed as “missing.” Mulder arrives at Scully’s apartment while the "Three Wise Men" visit her bearing gifts. (Because of his crush on Dana, I think Frohike would have brought her gold. That leaves Langly with frankincense and Byers with the myrrh.) Fox tells the conspiracy theorists he followed the light to Democrat Hot Springs. Dana decided to name her baby boy William, after Mulder’s father. The baby starts fussing when Fox holds him. I don’t blame him.
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