Meet Michelle Charters, the Nurse Ratched of the Excelsis Dei Convalescent Home in Worcester, Mass. She’s bossy, controlling and impatient with the elderly residents. Unlike Michelle, Nurse Ratched never had to deal with poltergeists. And just like that, this episode veers from One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest to The Entity.
This case features some interesting role reversal for our heroes. Scully is the one who brings the X-File to Mulder’s attention. He, in turn, uses psychological explanations to debunk Michelle’s supernatural-tinged account of battery and rape. They interview Michelle, who accuses 74-year-old Hal Arden, a resident she strapped down into bed shortly before the assault occurred.
Sculder interview Hal while he’s taking his bath. Actor David Fresco, who was 85 years old when this episode aired, seems pretty fearless in front of the camera. He uses his frail state and withered, naked body to show the agents he couldn’t possibly be the one who attacked Michelle. Enjoy the visual image stuck in your heads, Sculder. Hal blames the sexual harassment fad for Michelle’s allegations and the look Mulder gives Scully almost makes you believe he buys what Hal is selling. Mulder still thinks Michelle lied for her lawsuit. Gung, the orderly assisting Hal, clearly knows what’s going on but is keeping quiet … for now.
Hal’s roommate, Stan Phillips, is concerned about the FBI’s arrival and investigation. Stan, played by character actor Eric Christmas, seems as physically frail as Hal, but just as mentally sharp. While Sculder interview the home’s director, Mrs. Dawson, Hal swallows an unmarked capsule. Stan tries to blackmail Hal into giving him one as well by threatening to tattle, but Hal starts choking. Dr. Scully rushes in to save Hal, then proceeds to perform the world’s slowest round of CPR before giving up altogether. Not going to save him that way, Scully.

Michelle, who is still working there, complains about having more work now that Jerry is, well, dead, and the other orderly, Upshaw, is missing. Dorothy looks like she’s in full dementia mode as she talks to an empty room full of people. Anyone who has ever watched an Alzheimer’s patient talk to an empty room as though it’s full of people will be really unnerved by seeing what Dorothy sees. But the room is full … of invisible entities who swarm Scully. Luckily, they don’t harm her, but Dana seems to sense something around her.

Mulder is finally on the supernatural bandwagon when the spirits drag away poor Leo and knock Michelle unconscious. The nurse and Mulder get locked into a flooding bathroom. If she survives, looks like Michelle will win her lawsuit after all. Stan, who took another pill, starts convulsing. Scully sends Grago to give Stan a shot to counter the mushrooms while she tries to free Mulder. The water pressure breaks open the bathroom door so Mulder and Michelle are safe. Dorothy tells them the entities are gone.

Sestra Professional:
It's old home week on The X-Files. Actually, I meant we're seeing actors who have joined us before -- Jerry Wassermann (the experimenting physician was a shrink in "Tooms"), facility director Sheila Moore and dead orderly Jerry had tiny roles in "Deep Throat" and Stan's daughter Tasha Simms (one of the young Eve's moms in "Eve"). What did you think I meant by "old home week"?
I wouldn't deem "Excelsis Dei" a favorite episode by any means, but it does come across as more of a textbook stand-alone than the shoe-horned heavy-handedness of previous episode "Red Museum" and its predecessor, the boring "Ice" retread known as "Firewalker."
On the other hand, getting into the subject matter via entity rape proves particularly unsettling. It gets easier to digest when the story sort of segues into The X-Files take on Cocoon, but political correctness demands Mulder forsake his usual glibness in favor of a more straight-laced (and dare I say, Scully-like) approach. He thinks Charters is the nurse who cried wolf.

What are you, a track star all of a sudden? After Hal is dispatched, the focus turns to Spry Stan. His daughter claims it's like he's a different person -- although just as angry as when he was first brought to the home. Mulder finally gets to do something -- sprinting up to the window to help the orderly knocked out of the window, but even though he gets there in time, splat.
Now Mulder's in the game. Apparently he doesn't like getting to Jerry in time and still not being able to effect a more positive result -- namely keeping the guy alive. The entities are unnerving Dorothy, but the meds are sure doing wonders for Leo and his artwork. Mulder believes shamans have used mushrooms for centuries to speak to the dead, Scully reverts to form by responding that they're just interpreting dreams or hallucinations they have under the influence.

The X-Files continues to revert to form when Mulder sees something Scully isn't privy to -- namely Michelle being flung against against the wall and being locked out of the rapidly filling water closet. Well, at least she was able to procure help for Stan. And it proved to be a great set piece when the bathroom couldn't hold its water any longer.
Ultimately, the episode ended up more like Awakenings at the end, as all the residents still alive and no longer taking the experimental drug nor the mushrooms have regressed to their earlier state. Kind of depressing, think Gung is exporting his crop from Malaysia?

Guest star of the week: With apologies to the rest of a very game guest cast, it's Christmas time! Eric Christmas time, that is. A character actor with an extensive filmography, Stan Phillips is best known to the Sestras from Night Court and The John Larroquette Show. (He was the priest in Harold and Maude for the rest of y'all.)
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